*takes a handful of candy* wow that’s way too much *puts 1 back*
“Today I’m going to be magnificent.” That’s the spirit, dog.
for anyone who says only cats are little shits
"does your favorite celebrity have any cool hobbies?!"
Favorite Movies: Across the Universe (2007)
this is honestly my favorite post
Maybe I want to be remembered as someone who fought back.
my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot
they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat
so whenever they see my mom
laughed for a solid five minutes
behaviorism gone wrong
Pavlov is laughing in his grave
game of thrones meme: three colors [3/3]
I’m the sixth in our family to go to Hogwarts. You could say I got a lot to live up to. Bill and Charlie have already left – Bill was head boy and Charlie was captain of Quidditch. Now Percy’s a prefect. Fred and George mess around a lot, but they still get really good marks and everyone thinks they’re really funny. Everyone expects me to do as well as the others, but if I do, it’s no big deal, because they did it first.