trashking2k14:

davekat:

I WANT A CURRENT GENERATION OF HOGWARTS STUDENTS THAT SPEAK IN MEMEss

someone tries to send the entire script of bee movie as a howler


I can’t tell if he’s snuggling or checking his pulse. 


justmargaret:

same


assholedisney:

working on cover letters

assholedisney:

working on cover letters


What do you think love is?


So we are finally back from picking y mom up at the airport what did I miss?


orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts

orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts


cishet:

goldenwebs:

cishet:

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

6 year olds dont get on tumblr taylor.

why not

They’re 6


istillwontapologize:

beben-eleben:

31 Life-Changing Gifts For Ice Cream Lovers

*COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCACKIMDYINGCOUGH*


Dave is coming back to glee like it is still just hitting me like oh my god my boy is coming back and max is being a troll this is a wonderful day it is like the prom tweet all over again


Chris + looking good while wearing sunglasses 


lavidapoliglota:

writing tip: if in doubt add more dragons. if not in doubt add more dragons. dragons dragons dragons. “but it wouldn’t work out” I hear you say YOU ARE WRONG AND NEED THREE MORE DRAGONS “but it’s a romantic drama” you tell me well tough cookies friend you’re gonna need like eight more dragons. nine more. like maybe twelve. DRAGONS


nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night