u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon
there was. but then everything changed when the firemelons attacked.
do u ever have those nights where u open 40 fanfics
…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.
History is a burden. Stories can make us fly.
So of course just my luck the plumbers are here as soon as I get back from dropping my cats off 3 hours away.
Oh well. They might not even get it finished today so I guess everything worked out the way it was supposed to or whatever
this gas station says “we have diesel” why are they holding holding vin diesel captive
Please read this poem I wrote in first grade
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↳ God, we’re so different, all of us.
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
me: *finds it kind of funny* *finds it kind of sad*
i spend most of my life wrapped up in blankets like a cocoon no wonder i’m so beautiful