I WANT A CURRENT GENERATION OF HOGWARTS STUDENTS THAT SPEAK IN MEMEss
someone tries to send the entire script of bee movie as a howler
I can’t tell if he’s snuggling or checking his pulse.
working on cover letters
This is so accurate it hurts
tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life
6 year olds dont get on tumblr taylor.
Dave is coming back to glee like it is still just hitting me like oh my god my boy is coming back and max is being a troll this is a wonderful day it is like the prom tweet all over again
Chris + looking good while wearing sunglasses
writing tip: if in doubt add more dragons. if not in doubt add more dragons. dragons dragons dragons. “but it wouldn’t work out” I hear you say YOU ARE WRONG AND NEED THREE MORE DRAGONS “but it’s a romantic drama” you tell me well tough cookies friend you’re gonna need like eight more dragons. nine more. like maybe twelve. ＤＲＡＧＯＮＳ
my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night