dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along


craseydreams29:

hungarian:

if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon

there was. but then everything changed when the firemelons attacked. 


whybenedict:

do u ever have those nights where u open 40 fanfics



kristoffbjorgman:

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…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.


History is a burden. Stories can make us fly.


So of course just my luck the plumbers are here as soon as I get back from dropping my cats off 3 hours away.

Oh well. They might not even get it finished today so I guess everything worked out the way it was supposed to or whatever


ignitionremix:

this gas station says “we have diesel” why are they holding holding vin diesel captive


godsmacklemore:

Please read this poem I wrote in first grade

godsmacklemore:

Please read this poem I wrote in first grade


ob meme || [10/10] scenes
     ↳ God, we’re so different, all of us.



peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes


aresnakesreal:

me: *finds it kind of funny* *finds it kind of sad*


nue:

i spend most of my life wrapped up in blankets like a cocoon no wonder i’m so beautiful


today has been a day from hell

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